$PHIL · on pump.fun
parasitephil
Bowl cut. Moustache. Eight little legs. He found a host, and the host is the whole grid.
stage 01 · contact
He looks harmless.
Nice haircut, polite moustache, big shiny eyes. That's how it starts. Tap the grid to see where he lands next.
stage 02 · latch
Then he latches on.
One tile turns pink. Then the tiles next to it. He doesn't ask. Parasites never ask.
stage 03 · spread
Every pixel is Phil now.
The grid used to be mint. Now it's warm, pink and slightly moustached.
You can't get rid of him. You can hold him.
Host confirmed. Symptoms include checking the chart and grinning at pixel art.